KUUNTASSH

Words: Rhys Haydon

Photos: Lamborghini, SPA

The worst bullshit you can imagine. I get a call from the “editor” of this rag you got in your hands asking me to write an article about a Kuuntassh.  I’m supposed to go into some little rip about the car and how I wouldn’t want to own one and spill some shit about I’m not really sure what. 

All I know about the car is that it is basically a Ferrari with a body kit. What years were they made? I don’t know or care. What is its place in automotive history? It doesn’t have a place. Could I write more about the car if I looked up a picture of it? I will not dignify that with even the slightest response. 

Fall 2021 Issue #7

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